spelling bee administrator: you word is delicious
me: D to the E to the L I C I O U S to the D to the E to the to the to the
spelling bee administrator: hit it fergie
LAD! The Musical! Featuring all your favorite songs like, "fuck your no homo (if something gay happens here tonight it's all your fault)", "come sleep in my bed (no homo tho)", "these fuckin nightmares ft. Tom Hanks", "spoopy hayride", and everyone's favorite: "why can't I stop jacking it" ft. Snoop Dogg and Barbie. COME AND ENJOY THE SHOW
FT. SNOOP DOGG AND BARBIE
all of these are fucking gold oh my gOD
LOWNLY HELP I CAN'T EVEN DRAW STICK FIGURES BUT LAST NIGHT I FOUND OUT THAT IF YOU GIVE ME A PENCIL, PAPER, AND TWENTY MINUTES AND I CAN DRAW YOU THE MOST DETAILED DICK YOU'VE EVER SEEN WTF I'VE NEVER DRAWN ONE UNTIL LAST NIGHT AND MY ARTIST FRIEND WAS ACTUALLY ASKING ME FOR TIPS LIKE???? WORST TALENT EVER
Hidden Talent: Dick drawing.
a true prodigy in modern times.
A FAN-FIC WRITER’S LIFE
*Writes a line*
*Procrastinates for an hour*
*Watches youtube for an hour*
*Eats everything in fridge*
*Writes a line*
*Thinks deeply about life*
*Feels like tossing the laptop into the ocean*
*Browses Tumblr for an hour*
*Whoa, inspiration strikes*
*Writes 3000+ Words in an hour*
Also applies to original stories.
See, the only part of that process I have difficulty with is the last step.
"noot noot" factiod actually just statistical error. nice legs daisy dukes makes ah yes, the scalene triangle. it’s a metaphor. you put the outlier between your teeth but you very bark much meme
not all 9000 barrel rolls
but if those metaphors are so accepting, why is it that i, from bird school,